SUCK IT TIMBERLAKE, FOR IN 2007 I'M BRINGING GANG RAPE BACK! TOP THAT!!!!

Thoughts:

Battlestar Galactica is pissing me off. Yes I totally expected the 'cliffhanger' ending for they do it every fucking time. The preview for next season though? Wow, really gay! I mean who the fuck cares about this love triangle shit? And was that Evanescence playing in the background? Get your balls back Battlestar! Next preview needs to be a mushroom cloud, the screams of small children and Olmos eye fucking Xena.


I'm thinking we the founders of this site need to challenge Mark Steven Johnson to a street brawl. We'll do it for a charity, like gay people who can't accessorize for shit or puppies that get dropped kicked in Peru, whatever. I just want to fight him. Get Michael Bay in this as well. I'd love to taste his marrow.

Its official.....David Lynch is as 'indie' as the Gap. He's been working the media circuit pan handling his new three hour 'epic' INLAND EMPIRE which he is distributing himself. To help regain the money loss that is sure to happen, Lynch is selling himself as a brand. That's right you deep misunderstood art school drop out, now you can now download ERASERHEAD ringtones and even buy David Lynch Signature Cup; a brand of coffee that comes in Espresso, Decaf and House Roast. Expect 'Creatively Bankrupt' sometime next year. Available at davidlynch.com! When asked what the David Lynch brand stands for by Entertainment Weekly, Lynch simply said "freedom". I say, "well the Goths and hipster kids need a George Lucas to be disappointed by too!"

Next week I'll review Mel Gibson's Sugar Frosted Hate Flakes. A cereal so good you'll almost believe the Holocaust never happened!

FREEDOM! FREEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOMMMMM!!