Really, Internets? Really?

The internut exploded yesterday. Because Christian Bale said bad words. Really. A movie actor acting like a pretentious, self indulgent asshole? Shocking. I'm not posting the link. Or the picture of Bale covered in blood from American Psycho. It's not that big of a deal. If you followed me around my real job with a camera, you'd find offensive stuff pretty much every day, several times a day. And although i've never melted down like that, i certainly have felt that way before. Plus, some chicks love that shit. Who's to say he didn't release it just to bang more ass? You know what? I liked the internet better the day before. When they were posting Miley Cyrus side boob. And not because i like Miley Cyrus, but because she's so CLEARLY underage, and no one thought twice about putting those pictures up. THAT'S entertainment.

UPDATE: Jasper found at least TWO good things to come from the Balesplosion. Click the link. This is worth it. It's fucking genius. UPDATED LINK. With more Bale goodness.

This was over at Dlisted. BTW. Yes, these are U.S. servicemen. That's what makes this fabulous.


And now for what you really come here for. Movie reviews that are at least six months late. Oh boy!

War, Inc.


John Cusak is a hitman! His sister is his secretary! Dan Aykroyd is a slimy dude! Grosse Pointe Blank pt. 2 right? With Ben Kingsley and Marissa Tomei! No. Here's the thing. It's supposed to be funny. But it's not. I felt bad for Hillary Duff, because she had no idea what she was getting into. I'm sure she saw all those names and was like "sweet. indie film credit!". No. Terrible. It's bad. And it doesn't even have Marissa Tomei having rough sex with Phillip Seymour Hoffman to make it kinda tolerable.
This warmed over shit-fest of a film proves that both Republicans and Democrats make terrible "spoof films".

Bad. Fail. Snausages.