JUST ASK SNAKE EATER


"How do you avoid death when it's waiting for you just around the corner?"

K. Saunders, Wakita IL

K.

Having a twelve inch blade on had at all times doesn't hurt. What you have to truly watch out for are women, specifically hookers. You never know when it's gonna go down when your undercover. Even though it's your job to "give it to them" while waiting for the bust to go down, you gotta make sure there not on to you. Cause if they get the slightest wiff of "I can tell by the way he screws he's a cop" That's your ass getting shot off by a twelve gauge.




"Snake how's it hanging? my question is "Do shit stink?"

Darrin, Hillcrest, WI

Darrin

Little bit to the left, (lol).

Your clearly asking about my side kicks famous line from Snake Eater 2: The Drug Buster. Most forms of fickle matter do in fact omit a potent fowl oder. Let me tell you Darrin it's far worse coming from a slain hillbilly by my own bare hands. Over time it becomes more of a victory smell. Much like how for some drinking beer is an aquired taste."

"Hey Snake Eater, who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Lee Majors."

Al Biggins, Austin TX.

Al

Personally I've never had the honor to face either of these two warriors in a state of combat. Although, I've Witnessed them do battle in there respective shows. Namely, Walker Texas Ranger and the Six Million Dollar Man. So let's match them up accordingly. Norris dresses like a Cowboy and kicks a lot (and high). Majors has a red jogging suit and makes robotic like noises while jumping. Yet, Majors is half man and machine. Here's how this would go down. Walker beaten nearly within inches of his life by Steve Austins Bionic arm is able to convince Austin that his only foe is the machine parts within his self. Austin tries with all of his might to subdue his bionic counter parts but only triumphs with the aid of Walker Texas Ranger. So, I'd call it a draw, mainly because any other outcome would surly negate existance as we know it.

While on this topic I'd like to point out that a very special show is returning to our great airwaves.