Thankfully Wal-Mart still hates gays!

Whew! That's a relief. For a second I though maybe the giant retail monster of the end times might be trying to change and not be so, I don't know, evil.

Obviously, paying 85K to a few gay and lesbian groups when you make 70 kabillion dollars (an actual accurate value) is the same as saying I support homeless drug users when I give crackhead Craig 43 cents.

On another note, who the hell are these idiots who think that a boycott will do anything? I'm pretty sure that when you have thousands of stores all over the world a small subset of people not shopping at your stores TWO days out of the year will really fuck up sales.

Also, while this dosen't really need to be said, go get a life American Family Association. Wal-Mart is one of the worst companies in the world, so you want to boycott them because they support gay rights? Nothing there makes sense. This means you're in favor of them paying women less, ruining small businesses, smashing unions, encouraging sweat-shops, and fucking up the global economy, but the instant they try to do one decent thing for gays you go apeshit? I'm not sure what this Jesus guy was about, but I'm pretty sure he would not be okay with most of Wal-marts business practices. But really, he probably would care since he lived 2000 years ago and would know what the hell a supermarket was.