Quick Hits:

Dumbledore is gay. I have no idea what that means, but good for them?

You can save Christmas with these fine bumper stickers. Because, you know, almost no one celebrated last year.

Jean-Claude Van Damme article that is truly hilarious. Ends with footage of JCVD busting into a casting session for a movie about him. And then demands to have the role. Of Jean-Claude Van Damme. If you read one thing today before you stare at breasticles, please read this. It's well written, funny, and full of pot shots at JCVD.
from the article:
"But he's managed to do a lot with a little. Jean-Claude has three expressions: worried, charming, and doing a split. Of the three, doing a split is the most convincing. Getting crucified in Cyborg? Worried. Disposing of a bomb that could blow up a sacred Muslim shrine and start a jihad in The Order? Really worried. Meeting a spunky lady reporter in any number of movies? Charming. Confronting the hitmen who killed his wife? Do a split."

This guy posted something about some band.