Of Ahmadinejad Pie and little monsters...So, the new Fall season is starting to swing into full effect, and there's a whole host of new shows, most of which are doomed to fail.
Someone thought that it'd be a good idea to re-do the bionic woman. I'm one million years old and I don't remember that fucking show. From the previews it looks pretty horrible. Is that par for the course or is it being taken down a notch? Do you care? Because i sure don't. That show, the Geico Caveman show called "Caveman" on ABC, Back to You starring Beast, that other medical drama starring that one ugly bitch that was on that other medical show about pretty people with pretty people problems... it's looking pretty fucking terrible out there.
One show i have yet to catch is Kid Nation on CBS. Kids try to make survival without adults in some crummy shanty town. Or something. I have a sneaking suspicion that it's supposed to be allegory for the situation in Iraq, and if we leave them to their own they would pull together and have to choose between television or an outhouse. Either that or this is just taking "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader" to an extreme level. I don't know, maybe i'm reading too much into this.
Spaghetti.
Not much to get excited about. Which leaves me waiting for the return of Battlestar Galactica, the continuation of Dr. Who (shut it), the return of Ghost Hunters (SHUT IT.), and of course The Office, Earl and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.What are you watching?One last thing. If you visit celebrity gossip sites and don't visit
What Would Tyler Durden Do, then you're doing it wrong. Here's an example of why.
I have no idea who this chick is, but she was drunk outside a club in LA last night and she has enormous boobs, making her the winner of the previously univented "Hero of the Day".
She narrowly beat out Santa and mathematician Leonhard Euler, who can go fuck himself. He thinks he's so great. I'll rot in hell before I ever call natural log base "e" the "Euler Number". I guess John Napier didn't discover "e" in 1614, right? Yeah, you tagged value 2.718281828459045 as "e" - 120 years later. Dipshit. God you are such an asshole.
Good News (redacted) News Terry Gilliam's movie that had Heath Ledger in one of the roles will continue, with Johnny Depp, Colin Farrel...
Found on the internutz. don't know who to give the credit to, but whomever you are, i lol'd.
