I don't want mexican, i want NACHO'S!

So, i have a few quick things, nothing really worth a full post. Just some shit that amuses me.

Master P replaces Bill Clinton. If I knew that's how the order of Presidential Succession went I'd have been on board for a Bush impeachment long ago. I nominate Big Daddy Kane.

There but for the grace of god...

Upon further examination, the horse in question was not Ann Coulter.

I would personally consider it an honor if my high school friend used my name as their stage name in porno. So, what's the big deal?

And one final thing. Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff's gut feeling is that terrorists will attack us this summer. Based on what? Just his previously mentioned gut. And nothing else. We are barreling headlong into becoming a nation of cowards. This is what i don't understand. The true tool of terrorism is to create terror. To create fear. So, someone please tell me why we insist on doing terrorists jobs for them? Please. I don't care what your political views are. Have a spine. Act like it takes more than this pissant shit to scare the high holy bejesus out of us. Let's be a nation of adults. Please. And that's my little rant.