WARNING!!!!

Do not be fooled by whatever good press you've been hearing about the Transfomers movie!!!
Do not let some retarded memory of your childhood fool you into checking out Transfomers!!!
Do not think, Michael Bay + Pretty cars + Robots + explosions = a fun summer movie called Transfomers!!!!

Cause it's not!

A majority of what can be found online from people who have seen this film have had very positive things to say about it. Considering most of them all spun it as "you've never seen anything like it before!" or "If you wanna see giant robots destroying shit this is the movie for you!!!"

WRONG!!! WRONG!!! WRONG!!!

This is a comedy about humans and sure as shit you've seen it a hundred times before. Hell, most of the robots don't even show up till half way through the movie and when they do show up it's almost like sitting through an episode of the dated cartoon it's based on. I can't count how many times this thought popped into my brain....."I don't care about this human bullshit, where are the giant robots trashing shit????" Which is what this movie was sold as and really not what your getting. At least not until the end where even when the robots start fighting and blowing shit up that it shifts to "oh wait no look at how the humans are going to fight back."

Here is the most honest review I've seen of this film yet.

But kudos to you Michael Bay, you got me! I fell for it! Up until this point I'd done a spectacular job of avoiding your work. But you found a way didn't you! May you get a thousand paper cuts from sleeping on your bed made out of hundred dollar bills...............

Seriously shame on me for thinking I could trust the internet on this one. At this point I better go try to cash in on those inside stock tips in my spam box so I can get the male herbal enhancers that the ladies need to "feel it."