LISTEN UP!


Okay I gotta get a rich Grey's Anatomy type chick. You know, the kind that is smart enough to be a doctor but dumb enough not to have the self esteem or knowledge of how to even bone Patrick Dempsey. Watch "Can't Buy Me Love" and learn you dumb skirt!

Wait, what was my point again????

Oh yeah, I need a rich girlfriend because as Netflix and generous friends with Digital Cable have shown me Network TV is dead, dead, dead.

Now with HBO cutting Deadwood and the Sopranos being a yawn fest for the last three seasons, Showtime finally has grown some Man Pants with Weeds (think Six Feet Under with jokes and less whining or sister fucking) and its newest addition, Dexter. It's about time someone makes a touching slice of life story about a Serial Killer. I mean this is America right?

Don't trust my rum filled opinion. See the quality for yourself here. The naughty words have been cut out of the streaming video but the scenes with hooker parts remain. Again, I love this country.