I'm guessing your day is downright retarded. You're humping the same shit you've been humping all week and you're just trying to get through until tomorrow.

Let Mustache! put a smile on your face.

This is from their myspace page:
the story

MUSTACHE! is Travis Falcontamer on gitar and vocals and Jessie Grizzlebottom on Drums! Man do we rock! We worked in the mines up in Duluth for a few years but always had the dreem of rocking out for money and now we do! Man its like a fairy tale and we feel like two sinderellas! Now that we are livin large and making the big bucks we just take solos all day and feel awesome about ourselves! check out the badass tunes! no sissy shit!

Mustache! are the pride of Duluth, Minnesota and they're so terrible they're hilarious. I'm guessing they're the best thing Duluth has going. (Did you know that Duluth is only one hour away from the largest open pit mine in the world? And how!) Go to the site. Look at the pictures. Listen to the song "I got a Mustache!" and feel free to smile. Chances are if you email them they will probably be so happy that you've heard of them that they will instantly make you their new best friend. I'm not making this promise for them, this is just an educated guess.