Did you know that the Red Hot Chili Peppers won Grammy's last year for their most tepid and uninspired album ever? Not a Grammy. Multiple. Five. Five Grammy's. Not that i really paid attention before, but seriously, what a joke. The Grammy's are more like a lifetime achievement award.

Speaking of failures. This week i've been subbing for someone else here at work. It's a whole different gig. And today i felt like i could not have messed it up anymore without personally assaulting the client. And yet they continue to pay me.

Been listening to XM Radio all this week. Ethel channel. Basically they recycle the same artists over and over again. Like "American Idiot" by Green Day? Good news. In an hour we'll play "Boulevard of Broken Dreams". Gah. Still better than terrestrial though.

So. I have this theory. That this guy and this guy are one in the same. Read their sites. They write about the same stuff. And not just in general, but, same time, same place. Eerily similar senses of humor. I'm probably going to have to go to an Art Fag show one day and do some research. Until then, i'll keep this rumor out there. Also, Jasper may or may not have an eating disorder. Also i hear he secretly works as a double agent for the RIAA. Or not. Who knows what really goes on inside that paper bag? One thing i do know, he probably sprained his nuts when he heard about Alba's pregnancy. Don't worry scro, i had the same reaction when Angelina Jolie squooshed one out. All of the sudden, not hot.

Heh. Crack.

Fossils on exhibit in England. Rumor has it they played pretty well. But this still feels like a giant cash grab.

Holidays are steamrolling at you like a tidal wave of human shit, greed, and mindless consumerism. So add me to your Christmas list. Because your holiday is already ruined, and i've been awesome this year.

The Nice Device are doing a gig in Berkley, MI on Saturday. The venue is usually, well, awkward, but the band's very good. I recommend.

Baseball. Steroid report. Big names. Not really big surprises though.

Okay. Enough crap. Enjoy the rest of your Thursday.