DOUBT

This movie will be worth your time and money, but this clip is funny.





You know, people are always going on and on about Ninjas. When the hell is Hollywood gonna get it's shit together and give us the movie about Ninjas we've been asking for? They did one about fucking pirates and that made a gajillion dollars, why not Ninjas now? Listen up Studios here's what you need. First you need a big shot producer......Joel Silver, he did Lethal Weapon, Die Hard and the Matrix. All three of those were action packed and hilarious, he's perfect for this. Next you need a kick ass director.....How about John Woo? He's do for a win in America right? Plus with all that black garb that Ninjas wear, he'd have a great eye for making that shit flow in the wind with doves and a Nic Cage cameo. Cast Brad Pitt in the John Depp role and a bunch of hot up and coming British/Australian actors, BOOM! instant hit. The best part is, you don't even need to pay a writer, it writes itself!
Now get to it.